Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'.
Joan Rivers
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And the woman who could win the respect of man was often the woman who could knock him down with her bare fists and sit on him until he yelled for help. -
In religious and in secular affairs, the more fervent beliefs attract followers. If you are a moderate in any respect - if you're a moderate on abortion, if you're a moderate on gun control, or if you're a moderate in your religious faith - it doesn't evolve into a crusade where you're either right or wrong, good or bad, with us or against us. -
I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport. -
Thieves respect property. They merely wish the property to become their property that they may more perfectly respect it. -
When I'm shooting a movie, I'm always in an invisible theater seat. I respect the fact that people have worked hard all week and want to go to the movies on the weekend and be entertained.
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