Joan Rivers

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The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.

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beauty

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.

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best

I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented.

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business

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.

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diet

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.

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fitness

Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.

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food

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

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funny

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

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funny

If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.

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funny

Never floss with a stranger.

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funny

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