Woody Allen

Discover the 10 best quotes by Woody Allen. Make your own poster too.

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.

Woody Allen

movies

As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

Woody Allen

nature

I am two with nature.

Woody Allen

nature

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.

Woody Allen

nature

I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.

Woody Allen

peace

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Woody Allen

success

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.

Woody Allen

success

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.

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teacher

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

Woody Allen

thankful

Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.

Woody Allen

time

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