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For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.

Erma Bombeck

marriage

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

marriage

Never get married in college it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.

Elbert Hubbard

marriage

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

Mae West

marriage

To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it Whenever you're right, shut up.

Ogden Nash

marriage

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

Ambrose Bierce

marriage

Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who comes between them.

Sydney Smith

marriage

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

Erma Bombeck

marriage

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

Prince Philip

marriage

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.

Rodney Dangerfield

marriage

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