I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
Steven Wright
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I enjoy racing historic motorcars from the '50s and '60s. The seed of my interest was planted when I was about 12 years old and took over my mother's Morris Minor. I drove it around my father's farm. But my favorite car is still a McLaren F1, which I have had for 10 years. -
What I enjoy doing more than anything is, I have my little antique car collection, and when the weather is pretty I like to get out one of my old cars. I have a little route I run down in the country, down Nachez Trace Parkway. The loop down through there is just really relaxing, not much traffic. -
Austin sounds a little bit like Aston Martin, which is the type of car James Bond would drive. -
Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments. -
If you don't have the story and the unfolding of the trajectory of the saga, it's like getting in a car and not having any gas.
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