Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children.
Phyllis Diller
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- Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
- Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.
- Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
- My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual.
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