Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors.
Josh Billings
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If I could write a story that would do for the Indian one-hundredth part what 'Uncle Tom's Cabin' did for the Negro, I would be thankful the rest of my life. -
From too much love of living, From hope and fear set free, We thank with brief thanksgiving Whatever gods may be That no life lives for ever That dead men rise up never That even the weariest river Winds somewhere safe to sea. -
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I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am doubly thankful that also goes for idiots.
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- I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.
- The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
- The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way.
- One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs.
- The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout.