I didn't do improv in college, I never performed, I didn't do theater either. I was in student government, I was a history major.
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In the long history of humankind (and animal kind, too) those who learned to collaborate and improvise most effectively have prevailed. -
My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government. -
Since I was there in the very beginning, I know the history of the characters. So, I make comments about the tone and sometimes remind the writers that we've done that before. -
Those who don't know history are destined to repeat it. -
The history of the last century shows, as we shall see later, that the advice given to governments by bankers, like the advice they gave to industrialists, was consistently good for bankers, but was often disastrous for governments, businessmen, and the people generally.
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