If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
Mel Brooks
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- I don't believe in this business of being behind, better to be in front.
- Look, I don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive you've got to flap your arms and legs, you've got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or you're not alive.
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