All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
Casey Stengel
More from: Casey Stengel
DOWNLOAD
You are free to use this picture for any purpose including commercial. A credit linking back to this page is appreciated.
Similar Quotes:
-
It used to be that you had to make female TV characters perfect so no one would be offended by your 'portrayal' of women. Even when I started out on 'The Office' eight years ago, we could write our male characters funny and flawed, but not the women. And now, thankfully, it's completely different. -
If you are a great dramatic actor then you often don't know if people are enjoying your stuff at all because they are sitting there in silence. But with comedy it's a simple premise. If it's funny, people laugh. If it's not, they don't. -
All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. -
I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking. -
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
More quotes by Casey Stengel
- The trick is growing up without growing old.
- Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
- Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
- You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do, lose 'em right.
- They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?